Tim Burns
Appears in 131 Episodes
Episode 107 - "Al Day," school pranks and travel tips
The planets aligned for a bunch of "Al" stories...including Al Pacino, going to be a dad at 83! We also talked about some school pranks that, to us, were pretty harmle...
Episode 105 - Bike laws, anthems and thunder
Minnesota now has a law that allows bicyclists to treat a stop sign like a yield. We're torn. Also, Jewel's National Anthem at the Indy 500: Yay? or Nay? Does lightnin...
Episode 104 - A Trip Down Music Remake Lane
Tim and Laura discover music remakes they never knew existed and you'll never guess what the first cassette tape was in Laura's collection. The top googled wedding s...
Episode 103 - Tina Turner, Beyonce, and Deviled Foods
The topics range from Tina Turner to Destiny's Child, deviled ham sandwiches to angel food cake, Jeopardy to Barbie. Always a good time on the Q102 Morning Show so cli...
Episode 102 - Laura's advice on spiders, wine, and dumb devices
HOW MANY spiders did Laura kill in one night?? We also talk about pet owners' bills in Minnesota, smart vs dumb devices, keeping wine fresh and more content! Thanks fo...
Episode 101 - Work perks and a lack of communication!
Click to hear about work perks that would convince remote workers to go back to the office, the ghost in Taylor Swift's piano, what came out of a guy's toilet in Flori...
Episode 100 - Movie Monday
A YEAR ago, Top Gun Maverick was the most-anticipated summer movie. Is there any movie with half that excitement this summer? There's a movie that has Leonardo DiCapri...
Episode 99 - Syttende Mai on Nittende Mai
We nearly get a battle of the Norwegians and Swedes going today! Speaking of accents, there's a strange thing happening where young Americans are speaking in a British...
Episode 98 - Don't change the name of the Wienermobile!
So many topics today from the Wienermobile name change, auction finds, chocolate milk bans, snarky social media responses and Laura's "In The Kitchen" tip. Click to li...
Episode 97 - State Fair Music Line-up
We talk about the Minnesota State Fair entertainment line-up, Laura's in the best city to live in (according to US News & World Report), space weddings, auction finds,...
Episode 96 - "Is that Kevin Costner?"
Much fun today from GPS fails to sky poop, corporate team building to Florida gators. But the talk of the monuments in South Dakota makes Tim think that Laura needs to...
Episode 90 - Pasta, Prom, and Pomp (of the Kentucky Derby)
You probably saw some nice cars at prom, but wait until you hear what two Washington state guys drove to prom! The New Jersey "dumped pasta" mystery has been solved. T...
Episode 88 - May the fourth be with you
Laura, having never seen any of the Star Wars movies, doesn't quite understand the connection to 5/4. She DOES understand that some artists inducted into the Rock and ...
Episode 87 - Paranormal Day
May 3rd is Paranormal Day. What started with listener stories about their paranormal activities turned into an entire show...including a chat with an expert paranormal...
Episode 86 - New pets, celebrity meatloaf and a new movie selection policy
Did you catch Laura's announcement about "adding to the family?!" We talked about "No Mow May" and the bees, Miranda Lambert's new cookbook, and Laura's new husband Al...
Episode 85 - Caffeinated energy bars, free guacamole, Laura's big investment, and more!
So much to check out today from Tim having a bit too much caffeine, how to get free "Guac on the Rock" this week, Laura made a big financial investment in forever stam...
Episode 80: Get fixed in the morning with beef tallow and mayonnaise.
Laura STILL hasn't unpacked from her return from Jamaica and Ohio! We talked about the trends of beef tallow as a skin conditioner (find out the fancy product Laura us...
Episode 73 Siblings, Farm Animals and Baseball Time Clocks
Is it a coincidence that Siblings Day falls on the same date as Farm Animals Day? You'll hear what we mean. We talked about post-Easter egg and chocolate safety, the n...
Episode 72 Easter weekend traditions, cleaning, and...CROCS??
We talked about everybody's Easter plans and traditions, National NO HOUSEWORK Day, "how much does Laura loathe Crocs?" and more!
Episode 71 Sad songs, Easter songs and sharp students!
Songs are getting sadder since decades ago. We share who the saddest and happiest artists and songs are. One "Easter song" from a toddler will have you questioning thi...
70 How did the Jamaican minister classify Laura?
In Jamaica, Laura's wedding license showed her husband Alex as "divorced." Wait until you hear how they classified her!! We also talked about how a couple can diffuse ...
Episode 67 High schoolers in Hawaii, MLB Opening Day, and the Folsom Prison Experience in New London April 1st
Laura's on vacation. The Willmar High School band, orchestra and choir are in Hawaii. A friend of Tim's happened to be there and SAW them! Tim hopes they're eating wel...
Episode 66 Puppies, Jelly Beans and Flaming Taco Shells
Our listeners had fun with "What's something Laura might say that we don't know if she's talking to her fiance or his dog?" We also shared the most-popular jelly beans...
Episode 64 She did WHAT in the waiting room?
Our listener topic was "What needs to be taken out of your car." Yet another "Who Does That?" episode: She did WHAT in the waiting room?? We chuckled like junior high ...
Episode 63 - Proposal Day, Best-by dates, and get your dirty foot off of that!
On this National Proposal Day, we shared a number of our listeners’ proposal stories (because ours aren’t very exciting), would you eat spicy mustard that was nearly T...
Episode 62 - St. Patty's shenanigan's, Nude Beaches, and the new One Finger Salute!
Tim & Laura get a little too wild on St. Patty's day! What's this about nude beaches and bears? And the one finger salute that might be even more effective than the...
Episode 61 - How many pillows?? Green food, and concert talking.
In a survey, most people say they need three pillows. Wait until you hear how many Laura needs! We get geared up for St. Patrick’s day with a couple stories about Iris...
Episode 60 - Wings, Shrimp and Corned Beef!
Laura can’t figure out where people store their tons of stolen frozen wings and shrimp (as heard in the news). SOME Catholics are getting the go-ahead to have corned b...
Episode 59 - Airline disco music, a Cocaine Bear sequel? Sluff college courses and a cheap date.
Southwest Airlines thinks disco music will help move people to board more quickly. See how THAT will sound! A zebra attack in Ohio is sad, but Tim thinks it could lead...
Episode 58 - Movies, Hockey, and Naps
Tim & Laura meet their new Q102 Billboard companion, Josie! They also have some movies to stay away from that are NOT Oscar worthy, endorse taking a nap today, and T...